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Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 02, 2006


twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 01, 2006


Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on

My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.

by The Velvet Hammer May 03, 2006


thwapt

The art of slapping one's package, balls and all, on a flat, hard surface. i.e. your co-worker's desk

Johnny was giving me the what-for so I thwapt his desk to get his attention.

by The Velvet Hammer October 21, 2003


kinfolk

The dating pool for people from the following states: Kentucky, Georgia, Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Tennessee.

"There's a whole batch of kinfolk down at the church house. Let's go see what's doin'!"

by The Velvet Hammer October 20, 2003