Gold Grower

A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.

Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.

Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.

1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.