When a girls uses her shit as lube before sex
Guy 1: That bird from pub is a right dirt bag, she tried giving me a Dirty Christelle last night
Guy 2: So what did you do
Guy 1: ....... I let her
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When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob
Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend