Whim

Not a person, but a phenomenon. A whim is a public schoolboy with bleached hair. He doesn't follow orthodox slang trails. He chooses to forge his own. Such as spafe, westlife, and uber vince-head.
The Whim drives a 1.1 litre peugeot 106, and has a unique dance technique known only as "The Whim-Bop". Nicknames of The Whim, include the ridiculous: Peter, Whimothy and Whim-Bob.
The Whim is currently the only human to be signposted, and even has a supermarket named after him (in Newquay).

"Who's that sweet legend vincing, uberfast on the dance floor?"
"That'll be The Whim"

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bunderville

Bunderville is a fictional stop on a ficticious train journey, undergone during the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Stops as follows: Inebriation, Bunderville, Whiteville, and DEATH.

"Mate im gonna be late, i think im on the train to Bunderville".

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