Pigeon Bomb

Someone who is slight framed and thin who takes regular dumps of a massive girth. Often leading to clogged toilets and smelly homes.

We were getting ready to go to lunch and I had to take a piss. Unfortunately when I got into the bathroom Dan had pigeon bombed the bathroom. There wasn't even any water left, just a pound of bloody toilet paper and a turd the size of a football. I don't even know how he could have squeezed that thing out of his skinny ass body.

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