I should bust a cap in yo' ass, but omelette this one slide.
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I do say, my good man. That was triscuit... tris-cuit
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Here's some booze for the headache, and use the rocks to ice down your marbles.
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Space Coffin 2000 - The safety device with which most space shuttles are equipped in the event of a Ramses and Russel arm malfunction.
Don't worry, Odessey, your shuttle is equipped with an SC2000.
<i> What's an SC2000?</i>
That's a Space Coffin.... 2000.
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See that broad to get that bodiac. Lay 'em down, smack'em yack'em.
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