Miss Scott

An American who you can insult as much as you want so.....

She’s an old geezer and so is everyone called miss Scott

Jealousy

Turning face into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes

“CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE, WHOOO alright let’s do that from the top JEALOUSY.....”

Not afraid

The most inspirational song by Eminem who is the greatest rapper of all time and an absolutely awesome song

What’s your favourite Eminem song mine is not afraid

20👍 7👎

Penis

DONALD TRUMP

Who’s Donald trump

A penis

3👍 3👎

Final Space

The greatest cartoon of all time. The characters are well developed, the jokes are funny and the emotion is the best part. It finds a way to be funny and serious. It’s kinda like Adventure time but set in space and more interesting

“What’s your favourite tv show”
“It’s Final Space”

25👍 2👎

Cocaine

Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it

Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you

6👍 3👎

Vigina

The black hole that sucks your chilli dog

Damn it my private’s are in your vigina

35👍 8👎