Slick Ricky

When you're in the shower with your partner, they blow their nose in their hand, and give you a hand job.

"We were taking a shower and she blew her nose in her hand. I joked ... it looks slippery. She laughed and grabbed my penis! I called this ... The Slick Ricky."

Polish 100

When bowling you get a gutter on purpose, then a strike, 10 times in a row.

Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100

My Dad asked me, "What's up with the bowler next to us? Gutter, spare, gutter, spare, gutter, spare." I replied, "I guess he's either a shitty bowler or attempting a polish 100."

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