TPK

TPK is an STD which is accompanied by Diarrhea and Vomiting along with large cauliflower shaped warts. The means of which are attained through sexual interactions with an unattractive mortal. Specifically, someone who is uncapable of smiling and frequently looks offensive. There is no found cure.

Dude whats wrong man?

Well I hooked up with a girl incapable of smiling and now I have the TPK.

Thats horrible sorry to hear that.


Yo son what's the deal wit the long face?

man my dick turned to a CAULIFLOWER piece of SHIT from TPK!

that's what you get, fool.

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