dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.

It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.

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gun control

A brainless scheme formulated by liberal twits to limit or register guns owned by honest, decent, law-abiding citizens, but NOT guns owned by crips, bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals.

You will often see a senator set up a table with a dozen guns on it. She will tell you that this gun was used to hold up a liquor store, and this gun was used to kill a child. But that senator will NEVER set up a row of Pachucos, and tell you that this Pachuco held up a liquor store, and this Pachuco killed a child. Liberals do not want you to know that criminals kill people with guns. They would rather have you believe that guns are inherently evil.

Senaturd Dianne Fartstain wants YOU to have gun control. She wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns, because she wants you to be unable to defend yourself.

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Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

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booze

The drink of the low life.

Travis sits in a bar and drinks booze every evening. This is good, because he will croak and people won't have to support him when he's old.

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tochas

A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.

Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?

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low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

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rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

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