Cincinnati

At least it's not Cleveland, and it's certainly better than Columbus. It's the best city Ohio has to offer. Which isn't saying much.

"Where are you from?"-Boy 1
"Cincinnati"-Boy 2
"Where's that?"-Boy 1

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cheatriots

A combination of the words cheat and patriots to refer to the New England Patriots and the cheating scandal that surrounds them after the Jets snitched on them at the beginning of the 2007 season.

"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."

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whore

Courtney Love, well known drug addict, bad musician and murderer once married to Kurt Cobain, up until she had him offed for a large portion of money.

Name speaks for itself. She's a whore. Trust me.

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shellacked

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

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