Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.

Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!

30👍 10👎

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

21👍 1👎

booty bonk

The act of putting one’s weenie in another person’s butthole.

I bet that asshat gets booty bonked daily.

Benjamin Scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

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benjamin scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

6👍 6👎