Yok

with more tatto's than brain cells, Yok's will normally spend up to 14 days in Magaluf, Mallorca, over the "f*cking summer".

Not content at knowing they have ruined what used to be a beautiful land by splashing Neon and Chilli Sauce all over its rolling hills, they must also pollute the formally tranquil surroundings with boisterous songs; "YOKKY YOKKY YOKKY - GOY GOY GOY".

Wallowing in swimming pools by day, and foam by night, Yok's are a species that come with a warning - admire from a far, but steer well clear.

Dressed head to toe in England Tatto's, you will be hard pressed to find a Yok without a shaved head "ive got a f*cking skin'head aint i" they say proudly. Classic Yok give-a-ways range from Umbro shorts, all the way to a Sergio Taccini polo top

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