Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

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Dimebagger

-noun

1. An older woman with a purse full of pocket change. Said old woman will typically pay anyone with the pocket change, this can be quite irritating.

2. A young hoodlum with a purse full of sweet stinky weed. Said hoodlum will typically sell these bags to others, this can be quite illegal.

Those old dimebaggers still haven't agreed to fund the new boat, glocks, and dynamite yet. Those old whores.