Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.

When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...

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