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Hong Kong high knees

Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.

Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.

I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.

by The Zurnich July 30, 2023


Cup cake

The act of farting into your own cupped hand and then lifting the stench up into another persons face. A way of sharing your farts.

I was sitting down to watch the movie when my brother cup caked me and I started gagging from the smell. Mum and dad were furious and my brother almost pissed himself laughing.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023


Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023


Messy Kaitlin

A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.

The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.

by The Zurnich July 28, 2023


Filthy Kevin

Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.

My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthy Kevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.

by The Zurnich July 28, 2023