Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's

"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"

Toe Tickler

Adj) A person who tickles toes.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.

1. Mom's new boyfriend is a toe tickler.
2. The Toe Tickler stole my big toe last night!