Covid-roulette

When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.

I played covid-roulette last night and lost. Turned out the bitch had no teeth.

Punch face

The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.

Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."

Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."

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