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When you leave your bread in the toaster for too long and the burn on it resembles Kanye West.
Man my toast Kanyetoasted!
I sure do love my Kanyetoast
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When someone uses a banana as a dildo
man that dilnana looks hot!
I was impregnated by a chameleon
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Nicolai is a very usually a very odd person. Most people would be fooled by his kindness. Little do they know when he convinces you to his home he will make you his sex slave.
Man you Nicolai'd him up
I would like no Nicolai his mom
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A happy family friendly holiday
Man 9/11 sure was a big bang!
9/11 flew by so fast and hard
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When you get jerked off by a dragon
"I ended up walking in on him Dragonbating."
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Having the ability to cum out rocks
The rock power is strong with this one
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something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.
Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon
Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy
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