Beal City

This is the town that no one knows about nor cares about. You can travel the entire city of beal city in 3 minutes! Beal city is full of hill Billy county hicks that smoke pot and drink a lot of beer in their confederate flag trucks. You can normally find about 1/2 of the parents in beal city at the "Blue Bar" and the other half working in the fields. You ain't in beal city if you don't smell the nice manure in the morning.

Hey did you hear about what happened in beal city? What's beal city?