unmotorboatable

When her ladies don’t quite have the ballast to enable that all time favourite hobby of motor-boating the fairer sex.

Although perfection, Ali’s chest was bordering on unmotorboatable due to, amongst other things, too much exercise and too healthy a lifestyle.

Tit-ter

A tit-ter of women. A group of women on a night out looking for cock.

Oi, Trev! There’s a tit-ter of women over there? Let’s go and join them and see if we get lucky!

Funopp’tunist

First phrased by two girls whilst trying to justify their escape to L.A., away from family responsibilities. Funopp’tunist then entered the urban dictionary as every restless adult looked for the opportunity to just step away and have a little bit too much fun........

Ali’s lifestyle in the last three months of 10 trips away, all without the family, suggest she has funopp’tunist tendencies....