Emily

Emily. Emily is the most beautiful if all creatures. She is FRICKIN gorgeous and loves everybody. When I say everybody I mean everybody. She loves everybody. On a personal level. Yeah. Very personal. Anyways Emily is not a slut.

Emily is fabulous. She always finds different ways to make people happy. For example, she will fart in people's faces and trust me, they don't smell like roses. Also, when she sees a friend crying because she can't get a boy, she'll go up to a random guy and kiss them. She is great like that! Always cheering you up. Love Emily.

Emily means the world to everybody.its great because she is almost the size of the world. Emily reminds me of a tiger because she is so sexy loves to rawr!!! Rawr rawr rawr!!!

Emily is your BFF FOR LIFE. She will protect you from murderers because she hides behind your door in the middle of the night with a saw. She lives to protect the everyone!!! Love Emily so much.
But be warned, Emily sometimes smells. I think she forgets to shower because she grows mold on her face and smells like a sea of fish and dog shit
Emily is great. Emily is now a slut. Don't be her friend.

Emily is great.

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