NAME, The name of a brutal king. He loves his queen, give her the best dick, and always protects his castle. Usually small in stature but can rip your dick off and feed it to swine. Can fuck you in love to him and will grab your dreams from the stars and hand them to you. Is amazing at any and everything he does and will learn your job in 1 hour do it better and make you feel incompetent. If you piss him off he will fuck your wife or girlfriend with his queen, tape it and send it to you mom and friends.
FRIEND-DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF
FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?
Last name of big dick guys who are 1 of the 2 things
1: smart, amazing in bed and get her to cum before he does at least 2 if not multiple times. He pays the bills, maybe not on time but always. He tries to make his wife or gf happy and his kids happy. Does like to spend money on dumb stuff but also spends it on things for you.
Or
2: May be well endowed but can't use it, barley can jerk off and always nuts right before the girl does. Skips from one job to another and doest care about bills only parties. Uses anyone and everyone's car and tries to act like it's his and constantly lies.... most the time on dope and always says I been clean for 2 years now.
So I'm dating a PHILYAW!
Which kind?
Well he has a nice car and got me off 3 times!!!