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bode is a Islamic Terrorist but wont turn down a good cock. Bode is a extremely loving man and will always have a brothers back . On weekends he is just like any normal guy he hangs out with family and friends but during the week hes out shooting up strip malls and booming churches
They bode guy hes a reel miens to society with all that booming and killing he dose.
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bode is a Islamic Terrorist but wont turn down a good cock. Bode is a extremely loving man and will always have a brothers back . On weekends he is just like any normal guy he hangs out with family and friends but during the week hes out shooting up strip malls and booming churches
They bode guy hes a reel miens to society with all that booming and killing he dose.
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A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature
you look there's a squatted truck owner lets go beat him up
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A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"
Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"
Jack " Ok come here then"
jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
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A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron
Peter vision is when you take a tab of LSD and Smoke Meth at the same time causeing you so see naked dragons, get a boner that dosent go away, extreamly horny, and you to belive youre the protectores of the dragons and you must reproduce with them to save the dragon race but in reality youre just fucking a pile of trashbags or a small dog.
Yo this guy outside of walmart has peter vision hes screaming hes sees naked dragons running around with a boner
The act of sexualiy insurting a Chihuahua in a womans Clituris and letting it lick the insides you
every friday i give my self a Chihuahua Tunnel my Chihuahua chester loves it as much as i do.