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marguarite

A marshmallow on top of a saltine cracker
1) place the cracker salt side up
2) place the marshmallow on top of the cracker
3) put it in the broiler

4) leave it in there until the marshmallow is a chocolate brown
5) then take it out and eat it

The kitchen smells like burnt marshmallow. Was someone making marguarites?

by The biggest fucking dearie February 19, 2017


Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014

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