National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

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Stortholification

it means my balls itch daily
the ways on how to say this is:
Stortholified
Stortholification
Stortholifiement
Stortholifiormention

guy 1: yeah bro he got a Stortholification check
guy 2: ok... WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAEAAAAAAAN
guy 1: it means his balls itch daily
guy 2: wait what
*awkward silence*
guy 2: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCUCUCUCUUCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!!!!!!!!