Milad

Originates from the Arabic word “Mylanta” meaning “culturally confused”.

Milad is a rare and complex individual that is constantly changing his culture to suit his surroundings. He usually has a middle eastern appearance however will dress and look like a surfer to fit into society.

Milad is medium height, has a body that was chiseled by god himself. Woman wait their entire lives to have one date with him. Milad is not considerate of worldly things and pays no mind for material possessions, instead prefers to spend his time experiencing nature and frolic in endless wheat fields like a scene from the movie “Gladiator”.

Milad is a sensual lover that cries when making love, kissing, having emotional conversations, cooking, and cleaning. Girls love this about him.
Male friends of Milad don’t bring their girlfriends to social gatherings in fear that one look from Milad will destroy their relationship.

Person A: who is that male/female person over there?

Person B: oh that’s Milad!

Girl A: my boyfriend is jealous.

Girl B: why?

Girl A: I always daydream about Milad.

Person A: you are a good surfer man.

Milad: yea man, cool man, shuckaa braaa.

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