Miguel

Miguel is the type of guy to dip his balls in soy sauce, but not accept pre-marital hand holding. He always likes to suck dick, but only secretly, and then he feels bad about it. He never likes to roll on obama's toes, but he always moans yummy whenever someone smears deodorant on his ballsack. Overall, miguel likes big fat dick in his mouth and never asks permission to chop someone's dick off.

Hey bro why you hate shrek

I'm Miguel, to me, shrek is gay

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Cesar

Cesar is the type of guy to get bit in a zombie movie, but tries to hide it from the rest of the group. Oh and he has a very small dick too.

Hey dude why don’t you wanna suck my chest hair?

You’re too much of a Cesar to deserve it.

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