Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

food ruiner

A person who Smothers everything with ketchup or other sauces even when the food was already delicious

Tony told Chelsea she was a food ruiner as she squeezed a bottle of ketchup on her filet mignon.