Almo

The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.

Ellis: yo almo wanna smoke some bud in the back g

Almo: yea why not g.

Molly

Absolute nonce. Stinks of shit. She looks like ghandalf jumped in a swamp

Nobody likes her. She has no friends. She thinks she’s mint but she’s not and she wishes she was ALMO but she’s not

Almo: err it’s molly hide before she spreads mollyitis

Everyone : ahh she looks my nans toes

Ellis Shell

Him and almo are part of the adush gang which means he’s hard he’s a propa g
And smokes a few zoots with almo

Ellis Shell: yes almo. Did u bring the zoots so we can smoke em while the Irwin dickheads gone g

Almo: yea g can’t wait till the lil dick urwin gets back so we can bang the shit out of him