perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

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Fauxboutins

A fake version/imitation of Christian Louboutin shoes. Usually worn by Russian OTBs (off the boat), strippers, hookers, HBANs (see Urban dictionary definition), or girls that pretend to be stylish but can't afford the real ones.

-Did you see Nadia's new collection Louboutins?

-They're fauxboutins babe. She got them on Canal Street