Plap

The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!

Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller skate team) disbanded because they didn’t have enough players

Eh whatever man it’s not like they were good anyways