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When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
A male that masturbates with the only intention to ejaculate and hit himself in his Own chin with his semen.
Check that guy out over there. Either he has mayonnaise on his chin, ore he pulled a reding on himself.
A male that masterbates with the sole intention of ejaculating and hiding his own chil with said Jizz.
Hey look at that guy, either he pulled a reding or he has mayonnaise on his chin!
The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.
I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!