temper shot

You can’t hit one

Dude 1: you can’t even hit a temper shot
Dude2: tries to hit a temper shot
Dude 1: you can’t hit one

ehlermann

The dude with the German last name

Dylan: my last name is ehlermann.
Jack: oh you mean enderman.
Dylan: hits jacks dick with a bat.

what will you have in 500 years

Cool ass part from the show tbh

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2