Noah

Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.

"Hi I'm Noah"
Everyone in the world: "shut the fuck up Noah"

Kylie

Kylie, the best person, she is the person you can talk for hours without getting bored, someone where you can trust and keep your promises this. This is the person that will make you laugh until you can’t breathe, the greatest friend, girlfriend, wife. She may be stubborn and quiet at the start, but when you guys get closer she will be so talkative. She is so amazing you can’t put it in words, she is so funny, sweet, nice, caring, helpful, incredibly smart, and just a amazing person. Many people may be interested in her but they will never be better then her.

“Hey what’s your name?”
“Kylie”
“Oh 😊”