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When your significant other is trying to say "get dressed" but is staring at your chest...
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Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.
Would you like to have hobosexual relations?
When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight
We just went hobosexual
When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!
A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.
Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends
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