Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

Pisstake

(British Slang): Pisstake.

A person who makes a joke, normally at someone in his/her/their circle of friends to get a reaction out of said person.

"Alexander, stop it, you're being a pisstake."

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.