Rhey

Rhey has big dick energy, a bit fruity, if you encounter rhey run.

Random women: “hey dude rhey is going to fuck you up.”
Random man: “huh what did i do.”
Rhey: “you exist.”

Ian panchesine

Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!

Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?

Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!

Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine

Ben shapiro

The perfect example of internalized homophobia. Ever look at someone and your just like wow he is the gayest man ever and somehow is homophobic? Ben shapiro

Ben shapiro: I hate women! They need to stay in the kitchen

Random guy: i also am not interested in dating women.

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Daelyn Hoefner

Daelyn is the hottest being in the universe and some say she might actually be GOD because of her divine energy. To put it simply she is just better than everything else.

Man 1: Who is that Pretty lady?
Man2: thats Daelyn Hoefner she is a goddess!
Man3: God damn!

Jennifer Panchesine

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!

Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”