Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

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Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.