Ichae

You’re a Michael trying to do the tik tok trend and instead you’re left with a goofy Italian sounding name, congrats you have a big penis.

Ichae you are really a Michael

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DeShlonging

DeShlonging, (Dē Sh lon ging)

Verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a...most often... male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall.

Possibly on the way out of House Zeta Epsilon "What's the matter Mike?,' 'Nah it's nothing man I'm just stopping some mornin wood, I'm DeShlonging this bitch."
Or
"Dude, last night was low key totally lit I mean dude Jessica was all over me' 'She wanted it?" "Yea man she was hella turnt so I just seized the chance to get de shlonged, it was dope