doorknobsexual

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie

Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!

liberal

A person who likes to complain about fake oppression, and call as much attention to themselves by changing their gender, a person who needs a safe space if you mispronounce their pronouns. A person who likes to make themselves seem like a victim. For example "abolish ICE" they defend felons.

Guy 1: I told the liberal I was voting for Trump...she's been in her safe space for a week
Daugter: IT'S ZIE DAD!! NOT SHE!! RESPECT MY PRONOUNS!!!

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