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Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The dude November 25, 2004

7πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.

Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok

by The dude February 8, 2005

37πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

by The dude March 2, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Spank Boy

1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.

What a fucking spank monkey!

by The dude May 11, 2003

16πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 10, 2014


the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

by The dude November 11, 2004

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Emogame

www.emogame.com

One of the BEST flash games on the fucking net. Basically an old-school side-scroller with emo musicians beating the crap out of hated figures in pop culture. Ok, it's the EMO game...but it's actually a blast to play.

Where the hell did those 3 hours go? Damn you Emogame.....

by The dude February 15, 2005

50πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž