solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace

Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle

TBC Shit

Short for To Be Continued Shit. When you take an abridged poop for the sake of time with the intent to finish your business later

Matt: damn, that was a quick poo!
Dan: it was just a TBC shit, I'll finish later

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