Lucas

A person with this name is smart in elementary but after that he's fucking screwed. He'll become that one dumb fuck that always annoys the living HELL out of you. Everyone in elementary asks him for answers and he gives them answers. But after that, ain't no one got time for his dumb answers. Basically whoever has this name looks smart but really has an IQ equivalent to Patrick Star.

Before elementary

Dude: Hey can you give me answers???
Lucas: Aight. It's a guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas! I got a hundred on that paper!
First day in Junior High
Dude: Hey Lucas I need some answers

Lucas: Aight. Guaranteed 100.

Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas!

Lucas: Yeah?

Dude: Guess what!
Lucas: You got a 100?
Dude: No you dumb fucking rock, I got a fucking 69!
Lucas: Well shit

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