2020

I told you I was gonna post this in 2020

Friend: Excited for 2020?
Me: Ya I guess
Friend: Y’know this is the first definition of 2020 made in 2020
Me: Yup UwU
Note: Enjoy 2020 guys, have a nice life, go outside and make the best out of this year! I don’t know what else to say, anyways, just treat everyone right, pay more attention to your family and friends, anyways have fun!

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fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

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bostad

When you can’t say “bastard” properly because you’re British

Me: Hi max, do u think Mike is an idiot?

Max: Yes, he is a comple’ bostad!