Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

Intercourse

A food you eat between main course meals. In other words a snack.

Man eating all that intercourse made my stomach so full I don't have any left for dinner.