Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

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steffles

1. Matriarch geekgrrl of #stef.
2. A girl.
3. über 31337 friendly type of Deneanerz and `Derek et al.

1: <@stef> :o
2: <Snake> OMGWTF A GIRL? Can't be...
3: <@stef> omg hi Deneanerz, `Derek!

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Pumtangg

Pumtang means: an extraordinary, fine, exquisite, specimen of a female...

They must have got it mixed up with puptang, that means smelly gammon flaps

Pumtangg :Sexy body perfect ass nice rack of tits and gorgous face