duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.

Can i findersmitt all over your face?