toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

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