Spoo

Spoo is when you have it coming out both ends so combining the two bodily functions gives you a combination of Spew and Poo.

It has caused the downfall of many good arses since the first known official diagnosed incident involving a 32 year old Melbourne man after drinking beer for four days straight and eating just beef jerky.

I won’t be at work Monday boss as I have a shocking case of Spoo and can’t move.